Monday, Monday. Just can’t trust that day. However you can trust me to post a new Writing Lust. Something fun for the first day of the week.
Love Acquired.
Paris — In business news, True Love — which has been around seemingly forever — was acquired in a hostile takeover by Pleasure Incorporated. A spokesman for the American-based Pleasure Inc. said “True Love has had a good run at the top. Hell, for a while they had a monopoly on the relationship market, but now it’s out time.”
True Love has dominated the romance industry for millennia. However, over the past century, Pleasure Inc. has made a strong run at the top spot. With such wildly successful programs as Casual Sex, Porn, Fuck Buddies and Divorce, Pleasure Inc. fostered a new way of thinking in America, which soon spread around the world.
“As more people jumped on our bandwagon from the True Love side, we were able to continue our groundbreaking researching and come up with even more programs such as The Threesome, Drunken Hookups, and Domination. Many young people weren’t interested in in the same romance programs their parents had. We were able to provide them with options.”
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