Recycling – It saves.  That’s what we’ve ben told throughout our life, and I tend to believe it.  Thus, I am recycling my Dane101 article on the big VD for Writing Lust.  To quote Captain Hammer – “A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.”  Also, “The only doom that’s looming is you loving me to death.”

The Dean is In: Love Sick

Over the past week, you may have noticed your friends and colleagues more on edge than normal. They are frustrated, nervous and broke. You ask them if they have plans for the forthcoming weekend, and they look at you like you are insane.

The cause of their ailment – the Big VD.

The Big VD is a disease that runs rampant throughout couples this time of year. Symptoms include continuously asking everyone about restaurants, a glazed look in their eyes and being easily distracted by anything heart-shaped or shiny.

Not only does the Big VD affect couples, but it can be worse on those that are single. Chocolate consumption, sappy movies and a bottle of peppermint schnapps are just a few warning signs that you may be infected.

Luckily I have come up with a cure. Rather than sitting home this Saturday night when symptoms of the Big VD are at their most intense, head out to one of these events in town.

Escape Java Joint has a plethora of entertainment for single suffers. The fun starts at 6 p.m. with chocolate tasting – the antidote of choice for many. Speed dating starts at 7 p.m. and provides a chance to find a partner to enjoy the move “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask,” which starts at 7:30 p.m.

Music is another therapy recommendation. Motley Crue is the one that makes ya feel alright. Let them sooth your soul, just take their hand. The Dr.’s and their colleagues play Alliant Energy Center starting at 6:30 p.m. However, be warned – if you hang out with the opening band The Last Vegas, there is a chance you might end up with a disease worse than the Big VD.

While I am not a Doctor (although I play one on the Internet), my recommendation is to head to Crystal Corner for the Marcus King and Thee Royalty (starts at 9p.m.). The band describes themselves as: “…a truly magical combination of musicians all banding together to present a soul experience not seen since 1973.”

This aural treatment is perfect for many reasons. It provides sufferers with an opportunity to dance. Not only dance, but party with other Big VD sufferers in a supportive atmosphere. Should the need arise, it also provides a chance to escape with a member of the opposite sex (or same, whatever works) to continue therapy.

So turn off your copy of “Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist.” Put down that pint of Haagen Das. Throw on your dancing shoes and join me for some group therapy this Saturday. Suffering has never been this much fun.